The idiocy of the story of Isaac Newton watching a falling apple
As if he was the only one to witness and wonder about a falling object
Is held up as a scientific epiphany
His brilliant deduction was that the apple fell
Not because it was heavier and denser than the air around it
But a mysterious force at the center of the spinning ball earth
That we cannot see feel hear or measure in any way
Pulled it towards the ground
Gravity then is fickle and selective
About which objects it allows to fall
And what it allows to rise
People believe it makes oceans stick to a twirling earth
And causes our fake moon to orbit our fake spinning globe
Why aren’t humans not flying around in suspended circular orbits
Why doesn’t the earth moon and planets crash into the sun
If the earth is a globe 25,000 miles in circumference
Why do pilots not point the nose of the airplane down
To prevent them from flying off into outer space
The duped public is easy to deceive with pendulums
Saying they are evidence of gravity
And the malleable masses are easy to mislead
With the silly notion of the Coriolis Effect
Antarctica is not a tiny ice continent
And the earth is an extended material plane!
