Today August 11 Singapore
Will start requiring chain anklets
To enforce quarantine on travelers
And on certain residents

Hong Kong and South Korea will soon do the same
But instead use electronic wristbands

Like hospital patients

If one attempts to leave
Or remove the device
It will alarm the authorities

The Detroit Lions say they will require players to wear microchips

And Melbourne Australia
Is in a total lockdown
Where most everything is closed
No one can leave or enter
And there is a curfew

Those who do not bow down and conform
Will face penalties

Coming to a theatre near you!