Today August 11 Singapore
Will start requiring chain anklets
To enforce quarantine on travelers
And on certain residents
Hong Kong and South Korea will soon do the same
But instead use electronic wristbands
Like hospital patients
If one attempts to leave
Or remove the device
It will alarm the authorities
The Detroit Lions say they will require players to wear microchips
And Melbourne Australia
Is in a total lockdown
Where most everything is closed
No one can leave or enter
And there is a curfew
Those who do not bow down and conform
Will face penalties
Coming to a theatre near you!
