Satan is an English transcription
Of the Semetic word Shaitan
Which is another name for Saturn

When Saturn reigned in the North
The former sun had active phases
Enshrouding itself in a turbulent envelope
By emitting plasma discharges

Because of the close proximity
This raised our atmospheric charge

The discharges wreaked havoc upon our world
And the Loving Father God
Was given an evil side

Explaining the words of Jesus
Even Satan disguises himself as an Angel of Light

And giving rise to the term Dis-aster
Which means Evil Star