We live in a plasma dome
The far reaches of space are fake
There is no Asteroid Belt
Between Mars and Jupiter
There is no Kuiper Belt
Beyond Neptune
Harboring comets and asteroids
And there is no Oort Cloud
Beyond Pluto
Harboring comets
They are also saying
There is another Asteroid Belt
Around the stars Vega and Fomalhaut
They claim they can be seen
Through high powered telescopes
Such as the Herschel and Spitzer telescopes
But no average citizen can use them
They claim now many asteroids are menacing the Earth
And they claim the extraterrestrial visitor Oumuamua
That was originally thought to be an asteroid
Is back from its 2017 visit
An asteroid impact will be blamed for the upcoming cataclysms
Just like the non existent asteroid that killed off
The non existent dinosaurs
And Oumuamua will be the alien visitors
At the Golden Gate Bridge
But it will all be holographic projections
And high powered laser technology
