The melted, deformed and burnt rocks in amazing standing positions
That make up the National Parks in the American Southwest
Such as Arches, Zion and Monument Valley

Are remnants of a preexisting advanced civilization
That got overthrown by high energy technology
Which got turned into energy weapons

This happened just a few hundred years ago

But is told by the National Park tour guides
That they are just natural formations
The result of wind, water and weather
Over the course of hundreds of millions of years